Accept if you can’t live without poker this month, you absolutely need your poker fix, you will go insane without poker. But really, you just want to have free drinks at poker night and laugh with Danny when he gets drunk, and see how much Fanny can drink while Patrick sit there with his DROID, oh wait, I forgot, he don’t got one. But then you can laugh at Marty because he will still gets lost with his free GPS DROID.
Tentative if you will attend poker night if there’s one, and you will sleep at home if there’s no poker. You are bored and lazy, if there’s poker you’ll attend and try to make a few bucks against Mr. Fifty cent, and if there’s no poker you’ll stay home and watch the weather channel. Or you can stay home with play with your DROID like Patrick, oh wait, I forgot, he don’t got one.
Decline if you have better things to do than to hangout with your loser friends that have no life. But in reality you are just staying home playing online poker on your iphone/itouch/DROID and trying to polish your poker skills for next month because you don’t want to lose to someone that “never played poker” before. because for the past 2 months we all lost to the people that have “never played poker” before. Patrick, you should download some poker app on your DROID and start practicing. Oh wait…
We’ll see if we will have poker night this month depending on the number of poker junkies that accepts to this invite.
More details to come on last month’s poker night…
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
error file of poker nite #12
Ok, that was my lame attempt to try to let whatever happens in poker night stays in poker night. Now that the serious business is taken care of, let’s continue to what happened last month!
2 months ago we found out that, Kevin (me) was Korean. Well, guess what? Last month we found out, Daniel K., is African American! Read on to see what happened…
So, October poker night was at kevin’s place. even though it wasn’t a house warming party, people still brought over presents, well, they were all diapers, except for Daniel, he got me Bounty, which is useful as well as soon as the baby comes. Thanks you guys! Anyway, we began with some Kari Out Chinese food, it was a lot of food and it took me 3 days to finish the leftovers. You guys need to eat more! After dinner, we had a raffle drawing, all those that brought diapers gets to draw for a free buy-in! we wrote down all the names and place them in my sweaty Yankees cap. Daniel’s name was drawn from the cap, so he got a free buy-in!!
Since our very own cat king (that’s Marty Williams when he doesn’t shave for a month, for those of you that don’t know) wasn’t there, there were little raising pre-flop. Everyone played conservatively, until Daniel started betting. Daniel, at the beginning of the night, told us he never played poker before. so he bets $50. Then everyone folds because that’s a lot of money. Then he started playing like a pro, so we asked again, “have you ever played poker before?” Daniel replied, “I have never played poker with you guys before”. HA! so there you go.
Daniel continues with the big bets, always $50 after flop, and turn, and more on the river. After several hands, I forget who, either not-funny (that’s Patrick for the new comers) or Horse shoe (that’s Marty Tiglao for the new comers), gave Daniel a nick name. they called him, “50 cent”. So that name stuck for the rest of the night, and the following week at work. that’s when we found out Daniel was really a African American.
Over the course of the night, our Horse Shoe had the worst luck, ever. He went all-in on very good hands, then loses to Likeng who has pretty bad hands. And we know why Likeng goes all in, because he’s gotta go home! The percentage before the flop is almost 70-80% in Marty’s favor, but with his bad luck, he manages to lose 3 all-in hands to Likeng. Believe me, you gotta be pretty unlucky to do that!
“50 cent” continues to overpower everyone with his $50 bets, until Tina finally called on his bets and won! Well, once or twice, but at the end, Tina lost. I can’t believe 50 cent would take money from a pregnant lady. So mean!
Towards the end of the night, not-funny (that’s Patrick, in case you forgot already) went all in against Daniel. Not-funny posted this video on facebook so you can find it there, or click on this link, www.facebook/iforgotthelinkyoushouldjustgotheretopatrickspageandsearchforthevideoyousolazy.com”. Anyway, after the flop, Daniel had 2 pairs against Patrick’s straight draw. That’s 70% against 30% in Daniel’s favor. The turn comes out, and Patrick made a straight! That shifted the hand to 95% Patrick vs. 5% Daniel. We were all shocked. Then the river card, and Daniel made a full house and won!! It was amazing how the table was turned. It’s something you’d see in world series of poker on TV. You had to be there to enjoy that moment. You can hear everyone screaming in the video, with the link I provided above.
After Patrick lost his straight, we decided to call it quits, because only me and 50 cent were left with money, everyone else all lost. We decided to stop because 50 cent is just too PRO! He must’ve borrowed Janet’s poker for dummies right before the game…
Anyways, Kim was invited to my poker night party, but earlier that day she called and said she wasn’t feeling well, so I told her Poker Night was cancelled. Good thing she’s not on this email list!
4 videos clips are posted on patrick's facebook account.
Chief Poker.MD
Kevin Wang
2 months ago we found out that, Kevin (me) was Korean. Well, guess what? Last month we found out, Daniel K., is African American! Read on to see what happened…
So, October poker night was at kevin’s place. even though it wasn’t a house warming party, people still brought over presents, well, they were all diapers, except for Daniel, he got me Bounty, which is useful as well as soon as the baby comes. Thanks you guys! Anyway, we began with some Kari Out Chinese food, it was a lot of food and it took me 3 days to finish the leftovers. You guys need to eat more! After dinner, we had a raffle drawing, all those that brought diapers gets to draw for a free buy-in! we wrote down all the names and place them in my sweaty Yankees cap. Daniel’s name was drawn from the cap, so he got a free buy-in!!
Since our very own cat king (that’s Marty Williams when he doesn’t shave for a month, for those of you that don’t know) wasn’t there, there were little raising pre-flop. Everyone played conservatively, until Daniel started betting. Daniel, at the beginning of the night, told us he never played poker before. so he bets $50. Then everyone folds because that’s a lot of money. Then he started playing like a pro, so we asked again, “have you ever played poker before?” Daniel replied, “I have never played poker with you guys before”. HA! so there you go.
Daniel continues with the big bets, always $50 after flop, and turn, and more on the river. After several hands, I forget who, either not-funny (that’s Patrick for the new comers) or Horse shoe (that’s Marty Tiglao for the new comers), gave Daniel a nick name. they called him, “50 cent”. So that name stuck for the rest of the night, and the following week at work. that’s when we found out Daniel was really a African American.
Over the course of the night, our Horse Shoe had the worst luck, ever. He went all-in on very good hands, then loses to Likeng who has pretty bad hands. And we know why Likeng goes all in, because he’s gotta go home! The percentage before the flop is almost 70-80% in Marty’s favor, but with his bad luck, he manages to lose 3 all-in hands to Likeng. Believe me, you gotta be pretty unlucky to do that!
“50 cent” continues to overpower everyone with his $50 bets, until Tina finally called on his bets and won! Well, once or twice, but at the end, Tina lost. I can’t believe 50 cent would take money from a pregnant lady. So mean!
Towards the end of the night, not-funny (that’s Patrick, in case you forgot already) went all in against Daniel. Not-funny posted this video on facebook so you can find it there, or click on this link, www.facebook/iforgotthelinkyoushouldjustgotheretopatrickspageandsearchforthevideoyousolazy.com”. Anyway, after the flop, Daniel had 2 pairs against Patrick’s straight draw. That’s 70% against 30% in Daniel’s favor. The turn comes out, and Patrick made a straight! That shifted the hand to 95% Patrick vs. 5% Daniel. We were all shocked. Then the river card, and Daniel made a full house and won!! It was amazing how the table was turned. It’s something you’d see in world series of poker on TV. You had to be there to enjoy that moment. You can hear everyone screaming in the video, with the link I provided above.
After Patrick lost his straight, we decided to call it quits, because only me and 50 cent were left with money, everyone else all lost. We decided to stop because 50 cent is just too PRO! He must’ve borrowed Janet’s poker for dummies right before the game…
Anyways, Kim was invited to my poker night party, but earlier that day she called and said she wasn’t feeling well, so I told her Poker Night was cancelled. Good thing she’s not on this email list!
4 videos clips are posted on patrick's facebook account.
Chief Poker.MD
Kevin Wang
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
poker nite #11 error file.
My outlook was acting funny, resending…
Looks like it’s going to be on 24th and at my place! I won’t have the backyard ready so no grill so no BBQ at my place. we’ll order some takeout from nearby Chinese restaurant, so don’t bring too much food! But bring whatever you like and share of course.
A little recap if you didn’t attend last month’s poker night…
It turns out Kevin, yes that’s me, is Korean! I bet you never knew that! Neither did I…
It turns out Marty is also Kevin, according to Danny. I asked Danny not to insult me like that, so he stopped calling Marty Kevin.
We found out Fanny is really good at singing! Actually she’s good at pretty much everything! Unlike not-funny.
We did a little nerf-gun fight, adults vs kids. In the beginning it’s just the kids vs me, then I forcefully kidnapped their gun and started shooting back. Did you know that, little Danny and Josh, sent Miquel to come after me, and I’d play with Miquel and try to scare him by running after him with the gun, when I reach the stairs, Josh and little Danny unleashed all their fire power on me! ZOMG!! They are so little and are already using tactics and bait and traps.
We then moved out to the backyard to play some basketball/football. All the kids were playing on the grass, then all of a sudden the sprinklers went on! All the kids were screaming and scattered and ran out of the grass area except for Michelle. Likeng ran to the side of the grass and called her to come out but wouldn’t go in to grab her! ZOMG!! The mom finally grabbed her and got out to safety.
We started drinking early, for Danny’s birthday. We took 1 round of shots, and another round, and some more after that. Marty and I decided to drink with Danny individually so we can get Danny to drink more. Unfortunately Janet found out and stopped us after Danny and I took the first shot. Then I realized I was played! Danny didn’t get to drink a second shot, and Marty escaped the shot! ZOMG!!
During our poker game, we took a break to drink more tequila. We were at the kitchen, drank 1 shot, and I coerced Danny to drink a second shot. We got back to the table and I whispered this to Marty, and somehow, Janet heard me! ZOMG!! She’s got those mom instinct that just knows when others are up to no good. I was WHISPERING and she HEARD ME! I still can’t believe it. so I kinda got Danny in trouble and he couldn’t drink anymore for that night.
After a few drinks we started guessing Janet’s poker hand after the initial bet pre flop. At one hand, Janet bet 15 and Marty shouted, “pair of kings” right away. The flop came out and there was 1 Ace. We started saying only the person with an Ace would stay and play, because that will beat Janet’s hand. Amy then bet $25, and we were so sure she had an Ace. Janet then folded her pair of Kings and it turns out Amy only had a pair of 2’s! ZOMG!! Janet was turning red and shooting fire at us with her eyes.
The whole night everyone played well and conservatively. I was the only person that bought in a second time, and at the end I won the most, which was only $16. I got lucky because Likeng had to leave so we went all in and I won all his money. Haha.
Oh shoot, I forgot to remove Tina from this email, because she wasn’t feeling well so I told her Poker Night was cancelled. Now she knows I lied! ZOMG!!
Chief Poker.MD
Kevin Wang
Little Miguel said to Michele, ‘I am wet too.’ patrick
By the way, Miguel was so worried about Michelle, he wanted to make her feel better….. Janet
Looks like it’s going to be on 24th and at my place! I won’t have the backyard ready so no grill so no BBQ at my place. we’ll order some takeout from nearby Chinese restaurant, so don’t bring too much food! But bring whatever you like and share of course.
A little recap if you didn’t attend last month’s poker night…
It turns out Kevin, yes that’s me, is Korean! I bet you never knew that! Neither did I…
It turns out Marty is also Kevin, according to Danny. I asked Danny not to insult me like that, so he stopped calling Marty Kevin.
We found out Fanny is really good at singing! Actually she’s good at pretty much everything! Unlike not-funny.
We did a little nerf-gun fight, adults vs kids. In the beginning it’s just the kids vs me, then I forcefully kidnapped their gun and started shooting back. Did you know that, little Danny and Josh, sent Miquel to come after me, and I’d play with Miquel and try to scare him by running after him with the gun, when I reach the stairs, Josh and little Danny unleashed all their fire power on me! ZOMG!! They are so little and are already using tactics and bait and traps.
We then moved out to the backyard to play some basketball/football. All the kids were playing on the grass, then all of a sudden the sprinklers went on! All the kids were screaming and scattered and ran out of the grass area except for Michelle. Likeng ran to the side of the grass and called her to come out but wouldn’t go in to grab her! ZOMG!! The mom finally grabbed her and got out to safety.
We started drinking early, for Danny’s birthday. We took 1 round of shots, and another round, and some more after that. Marty and I decided to drink with Danny individually so we can get Danny to drink more. Unfortunately Janet found out and stopped us after Danny and I took the first shot. Then I realized I was played! Danny didn’t get to drink a second shot, and Marty escaped the shot! ZOMG!!
During our poker game, we took a break to drink more tequila. We were at the kitchen, drank 1 shot, and I coerced Danny to drink a second shot. We got back to the table and I whispered this to Marty, and somehow, Janet heard me! ZOMG!! She’s got those mom instinct that just knows when others are up to no good. I was WHISPERING and she HEARD ME! I still can’t believe it. so I kinda got Danny in trouble and he couldn’t drink anymore for that night.
After a few drinks we started guessing Janet’s poker hand after the initial bet pre flop. At one hand, Janet bet 15 and Marty shouted, “pair of kings” right away. The flop came out and there was 1 Ace. We started saying only the person with an Ace would stay and play, because that will beat Janet’s hand. Amy then bet $25, and we were so sure she had an Ace. Janet then folded her pair of Kings and it turns out Amy only had a pair of 2’s! ZOMG!! Janet was turning red and shooting fire at us with her eyes.
The whole night everyone played well and conservatively. I was the only person that bought in a second time, and at the end I won the most, which was only $16. I got lucky because Likeng had to leave so we went all in and I won all his money. Haha.
Oh shoot, I forgot to remove Tina from this email, because she wasn’t feeling well so I told her Poker Night was cancelled. Now she knows I lied! ZOMG!!
Chief Poker.MD
Kevin Wang
Little Miguel said to Michele, ‘I am wet too.’ patrick
By the way, Miguel was so worried about Michelle, he wanted to make her feel better….. Janet
Saturday, September 26, 2009
poker nite #10 error file.
I was going to write up my .err file (patrick language for summary)
for august poker night, but according to Janet, poker night was cancelled,
so I got nothing to write about.
But then if poker night did happen, here’s what would’ve happened…
We would’ve started the poker night with some video games, Josh always
wanted to play against me on that star fox Nintendo game. With my leet
video game skills, I managed to pick up more commands than Josh told me.
After minutes of battling, I finally WON! Woohoo! Ok ok in my day dream
I won, but if it were to happen for real then I didn’t win… Josh remains
the champion of star fox video game! Until little Danny challenges him next month.
Likeng’s wife prepared some food, it was really good even though Likeng
didn’t like it. Patrick and Fanny brought over steak and were BBQ’ing on
Likeng’s balcony. It was goooooood.
We couldn’t wait for everyone so we started our usual $1 buy-in mini
poker game, Marty T. kept on pwning (wow language for owning) Likeng and
took all his money, like 5 times! I think Likeng was just being nice cause
Marty was his guest.
We started our real poker game I forgot what time, oh wait, this never
happened anyway so I’ll just make up a time, let’s say, 8pm. let’s also say
Patrick didn’t go ALL-IN on the first hand, so he didn’t lose his money, but
he did go ALL-IN on the 10th hand and lost it all. Patrick didn’t want to
buy-in again so he tries to become the dealer. He actually did ok.
Marty W. tried his winning strategy from last month, by going 12/17/22 pre-flop
each hand. He soon followed Patrick’s footsteps and lost. Then bought in again,
and lost again, rinse and repeat. Then he played conservatively for a couple of hands and lost his last buy-in. so he got up from his chair and walked out of the apartment, for almost 30 min! we were worried and thought he got mugged, so we sent out a search team to look for him in Likeng’s complex. Turned out he was mugging ppl so he can have money to play again. Oh wait, I mean, he was talking to his friend on the phone.
Amy over the night just kept on winning and winning. A pair of 3’s won a 500 chip pot! Ok, the numbers were made-up but it was something like a low pair won a huge pot. The stars were aligned for Amy and she kept on winning and took everyone’s money. we even have a picture to prove this! Oh wait, that picture is probably from photoshop cause poker night never happened…
Towards the end, Patrick decides to take pictures when everyone’s tired.
Thanks to Likeng for hosting poker night on August.
Let’s trash Janet’s place next! Ok let’s be nice and not trash it, let’s just get Danny wasted.
Kevin Wang
for august poker night, but according to Janet, poker night was cancelled,
so I got nothing to write about.
But then if poker night did happen, here’s what would’ve happened…
We would’ve started the poker night with some video games, Josh always
wanted to play against me on that star fox Nintendo game. With my leet
video game skills, I managed to pick up more commands than Josh told me.
After minutes of battling, I finally WON! Woohoo! Ok ok in my day dream
I won, but if it were to happen for real then I didn’t win… Josh remains
the champion of star fox video game! Until little Danny challenges him next month.
Likeng’s wife prepared some food, it was really good even though Likeng
didn’t like it. Patrick and Fanny brought over steak and were BBQ’ing on
Likeng’s balcony. It was goooooood.
We couldn’t wait for everyone so we started our usual $1 buy-in mini
poker game, Marty T. kept on pwning (wow language for owning) Likeng and
took all his money, like 5 times! I think Likeng was just being nice cause
Marty was his guest.
We started our real poker game I forgot what time, oh wait, this never
happened anyway so I’ll just make up a time, let’s say, 8pm. let’s also say
Patrick didn’t go ALL-IN on the first hand, so he didn’t lose his money, but
he did go ALL-IN on the 10th hand and lost it all. Patrick didn’t want to
buy-in again so he tries to become the dealer. He actually did ok.
Marty W. tried his winning strategy from last month, by going 12/17/22 pre-flop
each hand. He soon followed Patrick’s footsteps and lost. Then bought in again,
and lost again, rinse and repeat. Then he played conservatively for a couple of hands and lost his last buy-in. so he got up from his chair and walked out of the apartment, for almost 30 min! we were worried and thought he got mugged, so we sent out a search team to look for him in Likeng’s complex. Turned out he was mugging ppl so he can have money to play again. Oh wait, I mean, he was talking to his friend on the phone.
Amy over the night just kept on winning and winning. A pair of 3’s won a 500 chip pot! Ok, the numbers were made-up but it was something like a low pair won a huge pot. The stars were aligned for Amy and she kept on winning and took everyone’s money. we even have a picture to prove this! Oh wait, that picture is probably from photoshop cause poker night never happened…
Towards the end, Patrick decides to take pictures when everyone’s tired.
Thanks to Likeng for hosting poker night on August.
Let’s trash Janet’s place next! Ok let’s be nice and not trash it, let’s just get Danny wasted.
Kevin Wang
Monday, August 17, 2009
poker nite IX error report.
We started the day playing video games again, Amy brought her wii fit board and we were doing snow boarding and skiing, then we did some DDR (dance dance revolution) since I have 2 dancing pads. You should’ve seen Likeng dance! And Patrick too! Well, Patrick wasn’t really dancing, he was standing on the pads looking at the TV screen… needless to say he FAILED completely.
Some of us got bored and started poker early, we were playing $1 buy-ins and soon enough we had more than $10! I forgot who won, but it was definitely enough for the real buy-in.
We began poker around 7:30pm, since Patrick was bored at DDR (of course he was, he wasn’t even moving!), he decides to go ALL-IN on the first hand. With Patrick’s LEET (wow vocabulary for very awesome) skills, Patrick managed to lose all his money on the first hand, to Brett. So, of course he buys in again. After a few more hands of being conservative, Patrick got bored again and decides to challenge us and goes ALL-IN once more, at the 7th hand (yes I was counting). Since Patrick has his 1337 (wow language, 1=L, 3=E, 7=T) skills, he managed to lose all his money, AGAIN. Yes, you are thinking correctly, after about 20 min Patrick already lost 2 buy-ins. Good thing Fanny was winning…
About a few more hands in, our Cat King (Chinese for Elvis), lost a huge hand to Brett. In case you don’t know who our Cat King is, he’s Horse Field, aka Marty Williams. Anyway, personally I think he lost because review times were coming up….. I’m only kidding here, whatever happens in poker night stays in poker night, please don’t take me seriously, refer to rule #3…
Anyway, Danny did great that night, he was actually winning! Then Janet, aka Boss Janet, or MJ, or PMIC (stands for Powerful Manager In Control) takes over Danny’s money and starts to play. Since Janet is leet like Patrick, she went ALL-IN and lost all Danny’s money! I think Danny was saying something like Janet is sleeping on the couch that night or something…
Oh, I almost forgot to mention my dog, BAOBAO, and my cat, MEIMEI. Baobao was very excited to see all of you, especially the kids, he’d charge up to them, like Michelle, and made her cry! But later on when baobao calmed down a bit, Michelle wasn’t so scared anymore. It’s nice to have a friendly dog. Baobao has a gift, he knows if you are a good person or an evil person. With all the kids Baobao is very nice and doesn’t bite at all! haha you know where I’m leading to… so yeah, our very own cat king was playing with baobao and tried to kiss him, or something, and baobao bit him in the nose!! Marty started bleeding, we had to wash his nose with vodka, oh wait, we didn’t have any vodka, I had my first aid kit but that wasn’t enough for his wound, Horse shoe (Marty Tiglao) went to his truck and grab a huge first aid kit and started bandaging up horse field (marty Williams). Good thing nothing serious happened and I didn’t get sued. I’m already poor and almost filing chapter 11 after buying a house. I’mma have to escape to Taiwan if you sue me!
Alright, my 2x 15 min break is up, I’mma have to get back to work now, no more story writing for me, see you this Saturday!
by
Kevin Wang
Some of us got bored and started poker early, we were playing $1 buy-ins and soon enough we had more than $10! I forgot who won, but it was definitely enough for the real buy-in.
We began poker around 7:30pm, since Patrick was bored at DDR (of course he was, he wasn’t even moving!), he decides to go ALL-IN on the first hand. With Patrick’s LEET (wow vocabulary for very awesome) skills, Patrick managed to lose all his money on the first hand, to Brett. So, of course he buys in again. After a few more hands of being conservative, Patrick got bored again and decides to challenge us and goes ALL-IN once more, at the 7th hand (yes I was counting). Since Patrick has his 1337 (wow language, 1=L, 3=E, 7=T) skills, he managed to lose all his money, AGAIN. Yes, you are thinking correctly, after about 20 min Patrick already lost 2 buy-ins. Good thing Fanny was winning…
About a few more hands in, our Cat King (Chinese for Elvis), lost a huge hand to Brett. In case you don’t know who our Cat King is, he’s Horse Field, aka Marty Williams. Anyway, personally I think he lost because review times were coming up….. I’m only kidding here, whatever happens in poker night stays in poker night, please don’t take me seriously, refer to rule #3…
Anyway, Danny did great that night, he was actually winning! Then Janet, aka Boss Janet, or MJ, or PMIC (stands for Powerful Manager In Control) takes over Danny’s money and starts to play. Since Janet is leet like Patrick, she went ALL-IN and lost all Danny’s money! I think Danny was saying something like Janet is sleeping on the couch that night or something…
Oh, I almost forgot to mention my dog, BAOBAO, and my cat, MEIMEI. Baobao was very excited to see all of you, especially the kids, he’d charge up to them, like Michelle, and made her cry! But later on when baobao calmed down a bit, Michelle wasn’t so scared anymore. It’s nice to have a friendly dog. Baobao has a gift, he knows if you are a good person or an evil person. With all the kids Baobao is very nice and doesn’t bite at all! haha you know where I’m leading to… so yeah, our very own cat king was playing with baobao and tried to kiss him, or something, and baobao bit him in the nose!! Marty started bleeding, we had to wash his nose with vodka, oh wait, we didn’t have any vodka, I had my first aid kit but that wasn’t enough for his wound, Horse shoe (Marty Tiglao) went to his truck and grab a huge first aid kit and started bandaging up horse field (marty Williams). Good thing nothing serious happened and I didn’t get sued. I’m already poor and almost filing chapter 11 after buying a house. I’mma have to escape to Taiwan if you sue me!
Alright, my 2x 15 min break is up, I’mma have to get back to work now, no more story writing for me, see you this Saturday!
by
Kevin Wang
Monday, July 20, 2009
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
the early days of poker nite.
So I’ve created this mailing list for our poker night gatherings. Sorry Patrick, I didn’t use your suggestion of poking... stuff…
Let’s have a little schedule thing going so it’ll be easier for ppl to sign up. Below is a list of months, if you can host the poker night please fill in your name. whoever’s hosting can decide which day of the month they want to have the poker night. Please fill in what you can, or we’ll just have to invite ourselves to Janet’s place every month. You can also decide if you want to BBQ, or potluck, or everyone for themselves, etc. I picked April and December just to start things off, if you like those months I can swap with you.
Kevin Wang
Let’s have a little schedule thing going so it’ll be easier for ppl to sign up. Below is a list of months, if you can host the poker night please fill in your name. whoever’s hosting can decide which day of the month they want to have the poker night. Please fill in what you can, or we’ll just have to invite ourselves to Janet’s place every month. You can also decide if you want to BBQ, or potluck, or everyone for themselves, etc. I picked April and December just to start things off, if you like those months I can swap with you.
Kevin Wang
previous previous poker nite error report.
Big thanks to Kathy for volunteering her place for us to trash, I mean, play poker. Thanks to Patrick and Marty for volunteering as well, we’ll reserve your places for future nights.
I’ve changed the time to 4:30pm, please don’t show up at 2pm. let’s show up between 4:30pm-5pm, eat from 5-6:15pm (by “eat” I really meant get drunk), trash talk a bit, and start our poker games at 6:30pm.
Please bring your own food, or I can bring extras for you but let me know. anyway, please accept or decline if you haven’t, so I can get an accurate headcount so Kathy knows what she’s getting into.......
Kevin Wang
I’ve changed the time to 4:30pm, please don’t show up at 2pm. let’s show up between 4:30pm-5pm, eat from 5-6:15pm (by “eat” I really meant get drunk), trash talk a bit, and start our poker games at 6:30pm.
Please bring your own food, or I can bring extras for you but let me know. anyway, please accept or decline if you haven’t, so I can get an accurate headcount so Kathy knows what she’s getting into.......
Kevin Wang
previous poker nite error report.
Due to the nature of our trash talk content, thanks to Patrick, we have to move to a more private emailing environment.
After getting a few complaints from IT, and HR, and QC upper management, we have to move our emails to our private emails.
This is good in several ways:
1) Patrick can say whatever he wants and won’t get in trouble
2) The managers on this list won’t be obligated do anything when Patrick says whatever he wants
3) Patrick can keep saying whatever he wants
4) We can laugh at (I mean, with) Patrick for whatever he says
5) The managers on this list won’t get in trouble when they see what Patrick says and not report it
6) I can go on and on about whatever Patrick wants to say….
7) You get the idea.
Ok, so, please GIVE ME your private email, if you don’t have one, you can create them at @yahoo.com, @hotmail.com, @gmail.com, @hellokitty.com, whatever you’d like. Just send me your private email, and I’ll send out a new list from my private email with everyone on it.
This is to protect ourselves from being able to trash talk freely and to protect the managers from being obligated to report whatever Patrick has to say. Anyway, send me your private emails. I won’t sell them to marketing companies, really, you can trust me.
Regards,
Kevin
P.S. the above email is all true, except for the complaints part.
After getting a few complaints from IT, and HR, and QC upper management, we have to move our emails to our private emails.
This is good in several ways:
1) Patrick can say whatever he wants and won’t get in trouble
2) The managers on this list won’t be obligated do anything when Patrick says whatever he wants
3) Patrick can keep saying whatever he wants
4) We can laugh at (I mean, with) Patrick for whatever he says
5) The managers on this list won’t get in trouble when they see what Patrick says and not report it
6) I can go on and on about whatever Patrick wants to say….
7) You get the idea.
Ok, so, please GIVE ME your private email, if you don’t have one, you can create them at @yahoo.com, @hotmail.com, @gmail.com, @hellokitty.com, whatever you’d like. Just send me your private email, and I’ll send out a new list from my private email with everyone on it.
This is to protect ourselves from being able to trash talk freely and to protect the managers from being obligated to report whatever Patrick has to say. Anyway, send me your private emails. I won’t sell them to marketing companies, really, you can trust me.
Regards,
Kevin
P.S. the above email is all true, except for the complaints part.
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So yeah, same thing I guess, bring your own food/drinks, I think Patrick will cook some really nice food for us as well, right Patricia?
Kevin Wang
Thank you for coming to my place last Saturday. We had great time. Hopefully you have enough to eat and drink. I was still drunk yesterday because Kevin’s encouraging shots. I guess Marty T. and Kevin could blame their loss to the shots.
Likeng Yang
poker nite # six error report
YOYOYO!
Thanks to Patrick for volunteering his place for us to trash and play poker on the 18th of April. He can scream all he wants at his own place…
Kevin Wang
Hello!
It is time for our monthly poker night, #7, at Marty’s place! thanks to Marty for volunteering his place for us to get drunk and play poker.
It’s good to know Janet will go this time, so we can have our chance of getting some of our money back, hopefully not give more to her! We’ll let Danny play instead of Janet, I think that’ll fix the problem… just feed Danny and Marty a lot of beer! And Likeng too!
A little recap from last month’s poker night, thanks to Patrick and his 3 course meal (was delicious!!), Patrick almost lit his place on fire while making dessert (we had the fire extinguisher out of the box and ready to go), Kevin couldn’t bluff Brett out (good call on that hand, Brett), Marty bluffed out Fanny (that was awesome), all the ladies got trips (including Patrick), we had side pots guessing Brett’s hand (and we were all wrong), Kevin and Likeng got so very drunk (more alcohol plzzzz), Patrick peed on his hands (so we told him to sit down next time), Likeng took all of Tina’s money (but Kevin took them back from Likeng), and lastly, Amy was the big winner!! Let’s have lots of fun on 5/16! Remember to take your 15 min break if you play more than 4 hrs straight. Meal period can be waived since we’re playing for 6 hrs or less with a meal period waiver form filled out and have your manager approve it.
Kevin Wang
poker nite No 7 error report
A little recap from last month, um…. Yeah I didn’t drink much so I really don’t remember much.
I remembered Not-Funny won against Sarah when he didn’t know he won,
I remembered Likeng did his usual thing of going all-in at 10:55pm,
I remembered there were at least 3 people going all-in each hand for the first 5 hands,
I remembered the Mexican restaurant was good and Brett refused to “my-dan”,
I remembered every 30 minutes or so, the kids (little Danny, Michael and Josh) would come to the table and ask the bigger kids (Marty and Marty) to play video games with them,
I remembered Paul won, finally, so we don’t have to feel bad if we take his money again next time, (btw what’s your Chinese name, Kathy?)
I remembered Brett was only going to be there for 10 minutes, or 1 hr,
I remembered Marty Williams actually showed up to the poker night! with really nice poker cards (can you bring them for this poker night? My cards are old and worn)
Anyway, we’re going to Marty T. apt this time, and we’ll bring my poker table on his truck so we’ll be able to fit more ppl. There were discussions on splitting into 2 tables but we’ll see how many ppl show up first, just in case ppl pull a marty (say he’ll go but not show up).
Notice we’re meeting earlier this time, that’s for playing video games, we’re going to play rockband, and that shooting fox game if the kids show up early (so they can get their revenge), then we’ll eat, and start our poker night at 7pm. if you don’t want to play video games you can either show up for dinner or just for poker, don’t matter, just let me know so we can prepare ahead of time.
Thank you for reading, hopefully we’ll see everyone there!
Kevin Wang
Chief Moderator
P.S. Please do not park in any of the fire zones. They are brilliantly painted in red for your convenience.
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It’s time for poker night #9!
So, I think I’ve ask everyone if they are allergic to dogs or cats, and the general answer I get is, “no I’m not allergic, but I am scared”. Well, there’s no reason to be scared. As you can see from my facebook, my dog is SUPER friendly. He’ll wag his tail, sniff your butt, lick your hands, that’s about it. my cat is the vicious one, she jumps on your lap when you are sitting down playing poker, and purrrrrs. Super cute, so no worries. Anyway, if you are allergic to dogs and/or cats, please let me know so I can make other arrangements, such as moving poker night to another person’s place, or sell my dog and cat before the 18th. If I can’t sell my dog/cat, we’ll have BBQ for dinner. j/k!
Ok, I’ll need to write up another recap because a couple of people decided not to show up, I mean, not even for an hour! I won’t name any names, but I mean, he who should not be named broke his wrist so he can have an excuse to not show up! can you believe that!?! Anyway, hope you all can show up so I don’t have to write a long arse recap every month.
We arrived at Marty T’s place at 3:30pm, and started playing rock band. We didn’t drink yet, so not many ppl sang, so we went on to other games. Wii Olympics was tiring, PS3 motorcycle was cool because we were trying to figure out new ways to kill the rider with big boobs, then we played pacman. Pacman was fun, the idea is good, but there was no challenge. I played against Amy, Josh, and Marty W. I kept on winning. So I decided to play with my eyes closed, and I still won. Then I started playing rock band on one hand and pacman on the other, and they still couldn’t beat me. BORING!
People started arriving around 5-6pm, played some more video games, Marty T. prepared some Pilipino chicken BBQ, that was good, Marty W. gave us 1 oz coke with 32 oz rum, that was good too, but made ppl dizzy. At 7:30pm we started playing poker. Thanks to Danny we had lots of patron shots, before and after and during the poker games. Janet couldn’t tell between a spade and a club, I don’t remember her drinking?? Fanny thought it was funny to knock over beer on the new poker table and she did. Likeng, being a very competitive standing farmer, decided to play the game of spilling beer, so he knocked one over Amy. Then our great Standing Farmer decides that wasn’t enough, he throws the beer on the floor and watched us clean Marty’s floor. Likeng quickly got bored of spilling beer, he decided to play poker for real. He beat Fanny with a full house, Fanny didn’t think that was funny. A couple of hands later, our great standing farmer decided to go all in with a nine high, Fanny took a while to respond. She even went to the bathroom to consult with mother nature. After a few minutes while we were wondering where Fanny went, she came out of the restroom and decided to fold. As soon as Likeng flipped over the 9 high, Fanny was shooting invisible flames out of her eyes on our standing farmer’s head. That was definitely not funny. Likeng decided not to take Fanny’s money anymore, so he cleaned out Marty W. Since Marty W. can’t win at the adults table, he left us and went to play with the kids. Rumor has it, Marty was losing to the kids at video games. No one lived to tell the true story.
At midnight we decided to stop playing poker and go home. But we went and got stuck at the video games -- rock band. At that time we all had a few drinks, by a few drinks I mean, “many bottles of BEER, plus a bottle of PATRON, plus a half bottle of VSOP, plus a half bottle of RUM”. Everyone was singing like they were a real rock star. Patrick, or shall I say, Not-Fanny, was terrible at the drums. Oh, that was not all, he was terrible at guitar too! I left with Likeng at 1:30am, because Tina didn’t show. She had morning sickness (oh, good news btw, Tina’s 14 weeks pregnant)
Wait wait that’s not all. how can we end the poker night without hitting Michelle with something hard? So I decided to make a perfect ending for the night, I picked up my poker set, and hit Michelle on the head. Ok ok I didn’t do it on purpose, I’m sorry, I couldn’t even stand up straight! My apologies goes to Likeng’s family, and Likeng’s future in-laws, the Tisnado family.
As you can see, we have so much fun at poker night, so please accept the invite and come join us!
Kevin Wang
chief moderator
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